Saturday, January 13, 2007

All the Pretty Hoarses

Here's a lucrative business proposal for [top to bottom] Melissa Etheridge, Rod Stewart, and Roger Taylor [and oh, what a sandwich THAT makes!]. You guys should start up a two-pronged venture: 1. A franchise of singing schools, featuring your patented Screamin' Hoarse Technique (SH-T), and 2. A line of Rocker Blonde hair dyes, to be sold at the singing schools, of course. But, seriously, congrats to Melissa, whose wife Tammy gave birth to twins a few months ago; to Rod, for becoming a Commander of the British Empire; and to Roger, ... for just being Roger.

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